15 Signs You’re A Mom

Sometimes I walk past a mirror and cringe at my reflection. Other times I hear myself and some of the things I say to my boys makes me hang my head in shame. I am such a mom! It’s disgusting! Here are my 15 telltale signs you are a mom, specifically a mom to toddlers.

  1. You live in Lululemon, Fabletics, Lorna Jane or something similar.
  2. You always have snacks.
  3. The majority of the time your hair is up in a ponytail.
  4. At the end of the day, the last thing you want is to talk or be touched by anyone.
  5. By mid-day, your clothing usually has some sort of stain on it.
  6. You are basically a glorified Lyft driver, escorting kids to and from classes, practices, and games.
  7. You hardly wear makeup, it’s just not worth the time it takes to put it on, not to mention leaving the kids alone for that long.
  8. You know all the theme songs to every Disney Jr. cartoon, popular Disney movies, and/or Nick Jr. cartoons.
  9. Your car is in a constant state of disaster.
  10. Your shopping cart has more snacks than “real” food.
  11. On that same note, going to the grocery store alone is a mini vacation.
  12. You have no shame in yelling at your kids in public.
  13. Any issues you had with nudity are completely gone because you can’t shower, pee, or change without an audience now.
  14. You are the best multitasker!
  15. There are always stickers on your body or clothes. ALWAYS!

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