NOTE: Tyson and I are not separated or anything like that. A friend of mine broke up with her long time boyfriend and that is what has prompted me to write this post.
So, you guys broke up huh? Whether you’re hurt or thrilled I have the answer. These steps will definitely help smother the pain or help lift up the celebration! ahaha
- Get a bottle of vodka. (Or tequila if you’re into that sort of thing :D)
- Get a bunch of friends together (preferably your girlfriends and gay friends)
- Drink said vodka.
- Go out to the bar! Go clubbing! GO OUT!
- Move on with your life. ❤
And finding someone new to fool around with always helps. Or better yet, find a sugar daddy. 😀
I had so much fun finding all these memes to go with this post. I am literally sitting in the cafe laughing to myself like a crazy lady. YAY!